kenya

i was walking home from work and saw these 2 little girls that had a lemonade stand . they had a sign that said 'lemonade 50 cents. we are trying to raise enough money to buy a well for a village in Kenya. help us help the world'. i thought about the sign and thought that the whole thing was a great idea. for a moment it made me feel good about the world and that people actually cared. i flipped the girls 2 dollars and grabbed a glass. it was horrible and made my teeth hurt and i began cursing the Kenyans and vowed never to buy anymore lemonade from strange smelly kids on the street or masturbate to the Oprah Winfrey show. fuck Kenya.