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last night i listened to the neighbors arguing with each other about how much noise they both make. i hate both sets of neighbors so listening to them go at it was almost worth masturbating to. as they stood on the door step i realized that it was the first time that i had seen all of them together at the same time which made me close my eyes and pray to god for a rare inner city bear attack. they went back and forth each presenting their case about the noise. it was a lot of 'you do this, you do that' and 'you play your music too loud'. after a while it got a little boring and listening to their mundane existence made me want to kill myself. i decided to close the window and go back to more important things and finish reading the article on how to stuff your dead cat.