an old post

i was on the subway this morning. my head was down and into a book when all of a sudden i heard a familiar splashing sound. i turned my head and sure enough it was a girl vomitting. a real chunder. she was chunderstruck. the vomit just poured out of her. at first it was all chocolate milk but then i spotted diced tomatoes. those rumours of a tomato cereal might just be true.
i felt bad for the lass. she was obviously an inexperienced public vomitter. when round 2 hit she crouched down to reduce the splash but this one hit with good force and the shrapnel hit some shoes. i looked around and saw a few people look like they were going to add to the pile. vomit doesn't bother me so i found the whole thing rather funny and as i looked into my bag for something to give to the girl (maybe a runny egg or a rotting pigeon) she unleashed a 3rd chunder. it was massive. it was beautiful.
as the subway stopped at the station she ran out. all of us looked down at the pile. i think i nodded in approval. one man frowned. a lady sat with her hand over her mouth. when the new passengers got on they were all unaware of the giant chocolate milk and tomato vomit swamp. some stood in it squashing up the tomatoes real good. monday was off to a cracking start.