give thanks

you never see anyone ever thank the parachute, instead they just roll it up and pack it into the backpack. That's why they don't open from time to time. they're pissed off. they do all this shit and get fuck all. like the housewife that fucks the gardener they eventually lose it. so, even though i don't parachute (or have good grammar) i'd like to thank all the parachutes of the world for having stopped people legs from going through their shoulders. i thought they needed a voice, like the whales.