time

as a kid i always hated military time. one of my teachers would always use it. 'what is 15:30' he would ask. someone would always put up their hand and say '3:30pm you subtract 12 from 15'. to me military time was just what happened when time and math fucked each other and had retarded kids. the teacher would always try to drill into us that later in life we would need this information. then one day the police came and took him away. it turned out that numbers wasn't his speciality. even i knew 15 was off limits.