Sunday, November 1, 2009

i like

i like to carry 2 pieces of toast in my pocket at all times. just in case i get into a serious accident and when the medics are going through my pockets for my id i can say 'my wallet is behind the toast' and then when they ask 'why do you have toast in your pockets' i will pretend to go unconscious and the mystery of the toast will bother them for ever

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