mayans 2012 dog fuckers.

i hate all this talk about 2012 and how the earth is going to end. the mayans didn't predict this. they just had writers block and ran out of things to carve into stone. who cares about the fucking mayans. mayans never rode bikes or ate at quizno's. mayan's never carved holes in watermelons and pretended they were suzanne summers from three's company while they fucked them. mayan's never bought exercise equipment from the tv at 3am while eating a bag of doritos. mayan's never took a shit in a bag on a public bus. mayan's never stared at the stars through a telescope and then stared at your neighbor getting undressed. mayan's never stole beer from the store or pretended to talking on blue tooth just so they could talk outloud in public. fuck the mayans and 2012. and so what if the earth ends. atleast i'll finally get some sleep.