beaver vs kramer

i never understood why some people refer to a woman's vagina as her beaver. not too many people know what a beaver looks like so i'm sure when they finally see one the first thing they think is 'that looks nothing like a vagina'. i think if they wanted to name it after a furry animal with big teeth then they should have named it after a squirrel. most people have seen a squirrel before. and lets be honest in the heat of action there's nothing that a woman would love to hear more than 'you've got a really nice squirrel'. squirrel fucking wouldn't have that negative stigma anymore.