when you add butter to mashed potatoes you're laughing. well maybe not. maybe you just stubbed your toe and you're screaming and the last thing you are thinking about is the buttery goodness of the mashed potatoes. instead you're hopping around saying 'i broke my toe. i broke my toe' but we all know that your toe is not broken and that you are a softy and all you will talk about for the rest of the night is your broken toe. i hate you for ruining the mashed potatoes.
this is what i wrote in her card. she was going on maternity leave.
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