there's something about the drug store on a friday night
the lonely ladies buying 10 bars of soap for $3 and cheap cat food
the dreamers with their lottery tickets and oversized condoms
the time killers reading the magazines
the kids crying for chocolate
the cure seekers with $75 skin creams
the bleeders buying tampons
the wet people caught in a freak downpour trying to justify $10 for an umbrella
the health nuts with strange orange glows mulling over protein powders
the crazies looking for a refill
the big shitters with all that toilet paper
the obsessive compulsives with their cleaning products
the diabetics with 10 bottles of soda
and then there's me
fitting into all of it.
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2 comments:
The orange glow can be helpful sometimes. When you're B.O. gets out of hand because the aluminum free deodorant you bought which works better as an envelope sealer, doesn't work , the orange glow will begin to glow brighter. Also, when you're terrible protein farts wake you up in the middle of the night because they get trapped under the covers, and you have to stumble to the bathroom, that orange glow protects the rest of your bathroom from urine, by providing just enough ambient energy to see your stream.
Sometimes I forget what comments I post. This sounds exactly like me but I don't remember ever writing it. The covered farts really do wake me up. Sentiments of a madman.
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