whenever a bird comes close to the window our cat goes into attack mode. it's purely innate. centuries of animal instincts kicking in. it's rather impressive to watch until he realizes that the he is a house cat and the bird is free and he will never get the chance to catch it. then i feel guilty about locking him up like a prisoner so i try to make it up to him by downloading crazy underground german porn and buying lots of vodka. unfortunately it doesn't seem to be cheering him up. which is strange cause it's the happiest i have been in years.